Someone was going to have to set a bad example
I love not camping
The oven isn't the only thing I left turned on
Did somebody say "open bar"
Hmmm... what can I buy today?
She had made yet another wise shopping decision
Screw the budget!
Good girls go to heaven... I just want to go shopping
Did somebody say "free gift with purchase"?
A penny saved, if you ask me, is just plain stupid
Old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass
Guess where I'm tattooed
Born to be wild
You're never too old... to try something stupid